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Funny Quotes from the Famous
"I used to take painstaking hours in the bathroom to try to look like this girl I went to school with-she was beautiful." "I don't think I'm beautiful. When I look in the mirror, I just see me - and, I'm pretty used to me."
"When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body." "I'm an old-fashioned guy. I want to have a normal life, I want to get married and have kids. I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something." "I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." "You've all heard some rumors about me over the years. I guess this is the moment to do it. My name is Richard Gere and I am a lesbien." "You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police."
"Life was so good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health--and I'm lonely and bored."(1992)
"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress." "When I was fifteen, I took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realised that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the...rest of me." "I use my muscles as a conversation piece, just like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd street." "At 6:00 am I always feel like I should be up and doing something productive." "I was a real geek when I was a kid. When I was fourteen I looked like a fetus with shoes." "No one ever called me pretty when I was a little girl." "Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered." "Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeites...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character."
"I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and [when I was a teenager] I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'"
"I dont care what is written about me so long as it isn't true." "When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous." "I do have big tits. Always had 'em--pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune with 'em." "I'm a very determined businesswoman...I've got lots of things to do, and I don't have time to be classified as difficult, and I don't have time to care." "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber." "I look like a duck. It's the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck." "Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring." "My breasts are beautiful, and I gotta tell you, they've gotten a lot of attention for what is relatively short screen time." "I used to dream of being normal. For me, if Kirk Douglas walked into the house, that was normal. So the outside world seemed exotic to me...That was my dream--a home in suburbia." "I started out as a lousy actress and have remained one." "I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." "I'll spend $50,000 on travelling, but I won't spend $200 on clothes." "People have been so busy relating to how I look, it's a miracle I didn't become a self-conscious blob of protoplasm." "It's all happening too fast. I've got to put on the breakes or I'll smack into something." "I don't even get an allowance."
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